Doom - A Romantic Comedy this is not
Based on a first-person-perspective action video game, Doom is probably the best video game to movie translation made thus far.
Even if you've never played one of these types of video games, you should know that they tend to skip out on deep character development. Instead, they do a phenomenal job of placing you, the participant, in the heat of the battle like nothing else can - except for maybe an intense paintball fight or service in the military. =p
People who insist on more fleshed out characters in their stories will definitely come away disappointed after watching Doom, but if you're interested in finding out what it's like to walk down a dark and dreary corridor, only to crap your pants because an 8-ft tall monster pops out and wants to bite your head off, then this movie's right up your alley.
The plot was simple enough - archaeologists on Mars discover traces of an ancient civilization that got wiped out centuries ago, despite the fact that their DNA structure turned some of them into superhumans. So now, in the year 2046, some scientists have been playing god by injecting humans with the genetic data that gave the now extinct race their superpowers. Unfortunately for the scientists, playing god was their fatal mistake as their experiment backfires on them, unleashing one genetically enhanced monster after another within their scientific facility on the Red Planet.
From start to finish, Doom almost never slows down, and yet when the movie takes time to advance the story elements, you don't feel hurried. You actually feel at one point like you're learning something (even though in the movie one of the scientists says that 10% of human DNA still hasn't been coded, but the human genome project was finished back in '03... whoops!), and you definitely get to feel the anxiety and pressure that the characters feel during those intense scenes.
Also, the fact that the protagonist is NOT Dwayne the "Rock" Johnson was a huge plus. In the end, the protagonist ends up putting his life on the line for his family and doesn't end up with the "hot girl" like in your conventional action movies, which saved us from so many gag reflexes. =)
The action and violence was through the roof, with plenty of blood and gore to fill up several buckets - meriting the movie's "R" rating. The second to last action sequence, where you experience everything from the first-person perspective, is amazing! They did a wonderful job placing the viewer "in" the action.
The dialogue didn't seem forced, and even though some of the marines on the Rapid Response Tactical Squad (RRTS) fit your standard action movie stereotypes (i.e. the one-line-in-the-whole-movie-having asian, the back-country redneck, the wannabe suave/smooth-talking black guy, etc.), their words and actions were "real" - you got scared when they got scared, you got angry when they got angry, and you laughed when they said something funny.
I'm defininitely getting this movie when it comes out on DVD - and for those of you who know me, getting a movie on DVD is a surefire sign that I really liked it when I saw it in the theater.
One warning, though... make sure that if you see this movie at the theater, that the theater is equipped with a decent sound system because the scariest parts can only be felt with the greatest intensity when you can hear every little ding, shuffle, and (much like in the video game, only on a much tamer level) human whispers. Ooooh, scawy! 0_0
This movie had plenty of fan service, catering to anyone who has thoroughly enjoyed a good FPS; which leads me to my last point. What does a 70-yr-old woman have to do at this movie's pre-screening? Simply put, her wisdom in what makes a fun movie experience has definitely been preserved throughout the years. =)
You heard it right - at the show, there was this 70-yr-old granny who not only had a smile on her face after she finished watching the movie, but she even sat through the credits, hoping that there would be even more Doomirific goodness. She's the most hardcore Doom fan I've ever witnessed... she probably couldn't wait until she got back home, hopped on her broadband connection, and started clobbering away all those newbie Doom players out there.
Bottom Line: This movie gets a big thumb's up, with a score of 7 out of 10.
Don't listen to all the bashing that so-called "professional" critics are giving this movie. I read Ebert's review and I couldn't help but feel that he totally missed the point of the movie - it felt like I was reading a man try to describe the joys of childbirth; it's just not feasible. He himself wrote that he's never played any Doom games, and his description of what happened in the movie seemed off on some points. I give Ebert's rating a huge thumb's down. =p
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