Evildoers beware!

A superhero's work is never done. So there I was, standing ever watchful over Harrer Park on Sunday, July 10th, waiting for the smallest glimpse of danger. Should any villains decide to cross my path, they would be getting a world full of pain from my trusty weapon of choice; you guessed it - the Black Bat of Death!

Note: Also in the picture is Iron Chef, my loyal sidekick.
He's not wearing his costume because during the day
he is simply mild-mannered Christopher.

My hero suit even comes with a full array of tools and utilities,
like these poisonous, ninja-throwing softballs:

No task is too great for Señor Churro - seeker of justice and defender of all things sugary!

I also do public book signings and private functions.
For more info, please contact my secretary, Jenny, at 867-5309. =)

Live in peace fine citizens!